Biography The person behind the screen was born humbly in a little state I'd like to call "Texas" (Don't Mess). She was then abruptly plucked from aforementioned state and dragged across the country to a slightly wetter state that shall henceforth be referred to as "Washington".
The "Washingtonian" currently goes to a building filled with 1,200 hormone controlled teenagers and listens to things that doesn't remotely interest her in the slightest way 180 days out of a calendar year.
And then there is the love of her life... A little website we shall allude to as "Neopets". This person wastes away a minimum of 6 hours a day on "New domesticated animals you own" and is completely and utterly addicted to said website.